FINAL BOSS: THE MUTANT ZOMBIE JANITOR
The floor began to
shake.
A massive figure
burst through a wall, wearing a janitor’s uniform and dragging a giant mop
soaked in radioactive sludge.
“OH COME ON,” Ray
shouted. “WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A MUTANT JANITOR?!”
The creature
roared.
Ethan panicked, throwing the nearest object he could grab—
a chair,
then a computer,
then Ray’s left shoe.
“WHY MY SHOE?!” Ray yelled.
Amy pulled the boys behind a desk. “Okay, Lucy. Any ideas?”
Lucy cracked her knuckles. “Yes. Distract him.”
Ray blinked. “By doing what?”
“Something stupid.”
Ray and Ethan looked at each other…
and both grinned.
“Say no more,” Ethan said.
THE DISTRACTION OF LEGENDARY STUPIDITY
Ray and Ethan ran into the open, waving their arms.
“HEY BIG MOP MAN!” Ray shouted.
“YOUR CLEANING SKILLS STINK!” Ethan added.
The mutant roared and charged.
Ray pulled out a Bluetooth speaker and blasted Jingle
Bell Rock at maximum volume.
Ethan began dancing like a malfunctioning gingerbread man.
Ray joined him, both of them whipping, nae-naeing, and
flossing aggressively.
The mutant janitor stopped…
confused.
Lucy grabbed the cure from Amy. “NOW!”
She sprinted toward the emergency exit.
Amy followed, dragging the boys once the janitor snapped out of his confusion.
But Ethan kept dancing.
Ray too.
Amy screamed, “STOP DANCING OR WE ALL DIE!”
They stopped.
Finally.
THE ESCAPE
The kids ran into the parking lot just as the zombie horde
broke through the doors.
Lucy tossed the cure to Amy. “GO! We’ll hold them off!”
Ray picked up a traffic cone like a weapon.
Ethan grabbed two.
“WE FIGHT TO THE CONE!” Ray declared.
“That doesn’t even make sense!” Amy yelled.
But somehow—it worked.
Ray and Ethan swung traffic cones wildly, bonking zombies left and right,
creating just enough chaos for the group to escape.
Lucy grabbed Amy’s arm. “GO GO GO!”
They sprinted out into daylight—
—where a rescue helicopter hovered.
A rope ladder dropped.
“You kids got the cure?” the pilot shouted.
Amy held it up. “YES!”
“Then climb!”
SUCCESS… KIND OF
On the helicopter, the kids collapsed into seats, panting.
Ray grinned. “We didn’t die.”
Ethan grinned too. “We didn’t even get bitten!”
Lucy checked them. “Miracle.”
Amy sighed in relief. “Good job, team.”
Ray leaned back proudly. “So… what’s Part 4? Zombie Santa?”
Ethan’s eyes lit up. “BRO. YES.”
Amy groaned.
Lucy facepalmed.
To be continued…
LLoC Quotes
“Okay, Lucy. Any ideas?”...“Yes. Distract him.”...“By doing what?”...“Something stupid.”
“HEY BIG MOP MAN!” ...“YOUR CLEANING SKILLS STINK!”
“STOP DANCING OR WE ALL DIE!”
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