🏠 THE SLEEPOVER SQUAD — LUCY’S HOUSE OF PLUSHIE MOUNTAIN DOOM
(Featuring Pikachu the Hamster — Cute, Obedient, and Probably Smarter Than
Ray & Ethan)
Saturday evening.
Location: Lucy’s house, home of warmth, snacks, and enough plushies to
legally qualify as insulation.
Ray: “This place feels… normal.”
Ethan: “Too normal.”
Amy: “That’s because Lucy is normal.”
Lucy: “THANK YOU.”
But then she added nervously:
“Um… just don’t yell. Or run. Or touch the plushie mountain.”
Ray and Ethan froze.
“Plushie… mountain?” they whispered in unison.
Lucy winced.
“Forget I said that.”
🐹 ENTER: PIKACHU THE
HAMSTER
Lucy opened her hands to reveal a tiny golden hamster with
big shiny eyes.
Amy gasped.
“OH MY GOSH HE’S ADORABLE.”
Ethan melted into the floor.
Ray turned into a statue.
Lucy proudly announced:
“This is Pikachu. He’s super sweet, super calm, and never bites.”
Pikachu blinked.
Then he did a tiny wave with his paw.
THE CUTENESS LEVEL WAS ILLEGAL.
Ray fell to his knees.
“I would die for this hamster.”
Ethan: “We must protect him at all costs.”
Lucy: “Just… don’t do anything weird with him.”
Ray & Ethan: visibly planning something weird
Amy: “I’m scared.”
LLoC Quotes
Ray: “This place feels… normal.”
Ethan: “Too normal.”
Amy: “That’s because Lucy is normal.”
Lucy: “THANK YOU.”
Ray: “I would die for this hamster.”
Ethan: “We must protect him at all costs.”
Lucy: “Just… don’t do anything weird with him.”
Amy: “I’m scared.”

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