🎮 “CALM GAMES ONLY,” LUCY SAID
Lucy suggested a card game.
Amy agreed.
Pikachu sat in Lucy’s hood like a tiny king.
Ray and Ethan tried to play normally.
They really did.
But Ethan threw a card too hard.
It fluttered into the plushie mountain…
And disappeared.
Lucy: “NO. NO. WE ARE NOT DISTURBING THE BALANCE.”
Ray (whispering): “It’s Jenga. But deadly.”
Ethan (whispering): “One wrong plushie and the whole thing falls.”
Lucy crawled in carefully like a surgeon retrieving a heart
from a dragon.
After 30 tense seconds, she retrieved the card.
Everyone sighed in relief.
Pikachu squeaked proudly.
Lucy: “SEE? All good.”
But fate had other plans.
🧸 THE PLUSHALANCHE
Ray sneezed.
Not a big sneeze.
Just a small:
“achoo—”
Which hit the mountain.
Which wobbled.
Which swayed.
Which—
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
A tsunami of plushies swallowed Ethan first.
Then Ray.
Then Lucy.
Then Amy.
Pikachu surfed the falling plushies like a hamster legend.
Amy: “WE’RE DROWNING IN BEARS!!”
Lucy: “MY SYSTEM! MY ORDER!!”
Ray: “THE PLUSHIE MOUNTAIN HAS AWAKENED—”
Ethan: “RAY, HELP, A GIANT DUCK IS CRUSHING ME.”
When it was over, the room looked like a toy explosion.
Lucy sighed.
“I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.”
Pikachu crawled out of the pile, perfectly clean, perfectly
calm.
Ray: “He’s too powerful.”
Ethan: “The chosen one.”

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