🏠 THE SLEEPOVER SQUAD — CHAPTER 3: AMY’S HOUSE OF “PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT!”
(Featuring Noodle the World’s Cutest Poodle)
It was Sunday afternoon when the squad marched toward Amy’s
house — the cleanest, quietest, most well-organized home in the universe.
Lucy: “Remember, no chaos.”
Amy: “Yes. MY HOUSE = NO CHAOS.”
Ethan: “Define chaos.”
Ray: “Define ‘no.’”
Amy glared at both of them so hard they immediately stood up
straight like kindergarteners on inspection day.
She opened the door.
Inside was perfection.
White sofa.
Perfectly folded blankets.
A candle that smelled like lavender and responsibility.
And then—
A tiny beige poodle trotted toward them with the cuteness power of a thousand
suns.
Amy: “Everyone, this is Noodle.”
Noodle: boop (gently taps Ethan’s leg with his nose)
Ethan: “OH MY GOODNESS HE’S SO FLUFFY.”
Ray: “I WANT TO SQUEEZE HIM LIKE A MARSHMALLOW.”
Amy: “No squeezing!! Noodle is delicate!”
Noodle sat down politely like the world’s gentlest
gentleman.
🐶 THE RULES OF AMY’S
HOUSE
Amy stood in front of them with a clipboard.
Yes.
A clipboard.
Amy: “Rules:
- No
running.
- No
yelling.
- No
feeding Noodle human snacks.
- NO
TOUCHING ANYTHING BREAKABLE.
- ESPECIALLY
NOT MY MOM’S VASE.
Got it?”
Ray & Ethan: “Yes ma’am.”
Lucy: “I feel like we’re in military training.”
Noodle barked softly.
Amy smiled.
“Noodle follows the rules.
So should you.”
Ray and Ethan nodded like guilty puppies.
🍪 SNACK TIME… OH NO
Amy brought out perfectly arranged snacks:
- Star-shaped
cookies
- Cut
fruit
- Milk
in tiny cute cups
- Aesthetic
everything
Lucy: “This is… beautiful.”
Ethan: “This is… fancy.”
Ray: “This is… dangerous.”
Noodle sat beside Amy like a polite royal guard.
Amy told him,
“Noodle, stay.”
Noodle stayed.
Perfectly.
Meanwhile Ray and Ethan ate cookies like they hadn’t seen
food in 17 years.
Ray: crumbs everywhere
Ethan: somehow drops a cookie inside his sock
Lucy: “HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT???”
Noodle watched them like,
“These humans are untrained.”
LLoC Quotes
“OH MY GOODNESS HE’S SO FLUFFY.”... “I WANT TO SQUEEZE HIM LIKE A MARSHMALLOW.”
“I feel like we’re in military training.”...“Noodle follows the rules. So should you.”
“These humans are untrained.”
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