🍳 ROUND 2: THE MAIN COURSE
This was where true chaos hatched.
Sunny & Hana
Made a perfect seafood paella.
Except they accidentally cooked it inside Gordon Ramsay’s
shoe because they thought it was a pot.
Gordon: “WHAT— WHY— HOW— THIS IS MY SHOE!”
He tasted it.
“…Actually not bad.”
Cherry
Served a bowl of warm air.
Just air.
Uncle Roger: “This bird is trolling us.”
Cherry chirped proudly again.
Noodle
Made butter chicken with homemade naan.
Perfectly balanced, aromatic, beautifully plated.
Nick: “I’m giving this Michelin stars.”
Uncle Roger: “This dog is too powerful.”
Gordon: “Are we sure she’s not a reincarnated chef?”
Pikachu
Cooked from INSIDE the pot.
Literally.
He climbed in, stirred ingredients by running in circles,
and created a perfectly cooked ramen broth.
Nick: “THIS IS A REVOLUTION.”
Gordon: “This hamster is a national treasure.”
Uncle Roger: “So much umami. I take back all the insults.”
Roar
Served yet another raw steak.
Everyone gave him points anyway because they feared death.
Squeak
Set the kitchen on fire.
AGAIN.
Uncle Roger screamed, “WHY ALWAYS FIRE!?”
Pikachu rolled past carrying a mini fire extinguisher.
Noodle dragged a hose.
Sunny and Hana organized a “Fire Safety Team Meeting.”
Crunch simply sat in the flames like he was in a spa.
Crunch
Made…
Beef Wellington.
Gordon’s signature dish.
Gordon took a bite.
His soul left his body.
His pride shattered into atoms.
“It’s—
It’s better than mine…”
Everyone gasped.
Crunch flexed hard.
LLoC Quotes
“WHAT— WHY— HOW— THIS IS MY SHOE!”...“…Actually not bad.”
“Are we sure she’s not a reincarnated chef?”
“WHY ALWAYS FIRE!?”
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