ROUND TWO — RAY & ETHAN STRIKE BACK
Ray grabbed the karaoke mic from a nearby street performer.
Ethan snatched a drumstick from a convenience store.
Their DJ? A confused Shibuya crossing traffic light that blinked in rhythm.
Ray:
“You think you’re big? You think you’re mean?
You lost to Optimus — on a movie screen!
You’re all metal, no brain, just spark and smoke,
Even Siri says your rhymes are broke!”
Ethan jumped in, waving his arms like a maniac:
“Tokyo’s ours, and we’re spitting flames,
You got gears, but we got games!
You call yourself Prime’s rival supreme?
More like Roomba with a broken dream!”
The crowd exploded. Phones everywhere. Megatron’s
optical sensors flickered in disbelief.
Amy muttered, “Why is this actually working?”
Lucy: “Because chaos is their superpower.”
ROUND THREE — MEGATRON GOES NUCLEAR
Megatron roared so loud every car alarm in Shibuya went off
at once.
“You mock my metal, you mock my pain,
But I’ll fry your rhymes in acid rain!
You’re comic relief, I’m the main event,
When I drop heat, cities get bent!”
He stomped, shaking the ground. A vending machine exploded.
Ray ducked. “HE BLEW UP THE DRINKS! I WANTED FANTA!”
Ethan yelled, “BRO, STAY FOCUSED! HE’S GOING
SUPER-SAIYAN!”
Megatron’s speakers blared a remix of dubstep and
explosions.
The crowd chanted: “RAY! ETHAN! RAY! ETHAN!”
Amy filmed everything.
Lucy just whispered, “Tokyo’s doomed.”
LLoC Quotes
“You think you’re big? You think you’re mean?
You lost to Optimus — on a movie screen!
You’re all metal, no brain, just spark and smoke,
Even Siri says your rhymes are broke!”
“Why is this actually working?”
Lucy: “Because chaos is their superpower.”
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