SCHOOL EVACUATION DRILL DISASTER
It had been three peaceful days since Ray and Ethan signed
the “Banana-Mecha Peace Treaty” with Megatron. Tokyo was calm again.
Birds were singing. Amy and Lucy finally stopped sighing every three seconds.
But peace never lasts long with these two idiots.
☀️ Morning Mayhem
Ray arrived at school riding his scooter through the
hallway.
Ethan followed behind, dragging a giant emergency backpack stuffed with…
snacks.
Lucy: “That’s not emergency food, that’s twenty bags of
chips!”
Ethan: “Exactly. What if we get trapped for hours?”
Amy: “It’s a ten-minute drill, you moron!”
The teacher clapped her hands.
“Alright everyone! Today we’re practicing a fire and earthquake evacuation
drill! Please stay calm, line up—”
Ray immediately screamed:
“EARTHQUAKE MODE ACTIVATED!”
and dove under his desk like a soldier landing in Normandy.
The teacher: “RAY! The drill hasn’t
started yet!”
Ray: “You can’t predict earthquakes, sensei!”
🔔 When the Alarm Rang
The siren blared.
“WEEEOOO WEEEOOO WEEEOOO!”
Everyone calmly got up… except Ethan, who shouted,
“THIS IS NOT A DRILL—oh wait, it is!”
He grabbed Ray by the arm.
“TO THE ROOF, BRO! WE NEED ELEVATION!”
“Ethan, that’s for tsunamis, not fires!” yelled Amy.
But it was too late. They were already sprinting — one
carrying a fire extinguisher, the other holding the class hamster like it was a
sacred relic.
Lucy sighed so hard her soul almost left her body.
“Why do I even come to school with them…”
LLoC Quotes
“That’s not emergency food, that’s twenty bags of chips!”... “Exactly. What if we get trapped for hours?”
“RAY! The drill hasn’t started yet!”... “You can’t predict earthquakes, sensei!”
“TO THE ROOF, BRO! WE NEED ELEVATION!”...“Ethan, that’s for tsunamis, not fires!”
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