Chapter 4: The Snack Heist
At hour four, Ethan’s stomach rumbled louder than thunder.
Ray whispered, “I’m starving. You got snacks?”
Ethan smirked and pulled out a bag of chips.
Ray’s eyes widened. “Bro… you legend.”
They tried to open the bag quietly.
CRRRRRRRRUNCHHHHHH!
The loudest sound in human history.
Mrs. Grumbletooth froze mid-grading.
“Who. Opened. That. Bag?”
Ethan quickly threw it at Ray.
Ray caught it like it was a grenade.
“I—it’s mine, ma’am! For my… emotional support!”
Mrs. Grumbletooth snatched it. “No eating!”
Ethan muttered, “Even in prison,
they feed people.”
Ray whispered, “Bro, this is prison.”
They high-fived under the desk.
Chapter 5: The Ultimate Chaos
It was hour five.
Their sanity? Gone.
Ray started beatboxing quietly.
Ethan began rapping under his breath.
Then it escalated.
🎤 “Yo, we’re trapped in
detention, losing our mind,
Mrs. Grumbletooth’s scary, but we’re still kind!
We dropped our snacks, we dropped our pride,
This classroom’s cursed, we can’t go outside!”
Mrs. Grumbletooth’s pen stopped. Slowly.
Ray added:
🎤
“We’re bored, we’re dumb, we can’t feel our toes,
Somebody help before our brain cells explode!”
Mrs. Grumbletooth stood up. “OUT. NOW.”
Ethan gasped. “We’re free?!”
She glared. “No. You’re cleaning the entire gymnasium.”
Ethan whispered, “We should’ve stayed.”
Ray: “Bro… she just boss battle’d us.”
LLoC Quotes
“I—it’s mine, ma’am! For my… emotional support!”
“No eating!”... “Even in prison, they feed people.”
This classroom’s cursed, we can’t go outside!”
“We’re bored, we’re dumb, we can’t feel our toes,
Somebody help before our brain cells explode!”
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