Chapter 1: Science Project
It was a sunny morning at Willowbrook High, which meant only
one thing: Ethan was about to embarrass himself again.
Ethan strutted into class wearing sunglasses indoors,
holding a cup of “iced coffee” that was actually chocolate milk, and greeted
everyone with his trademark line — “Sup losers, future billionaire in the
building.”
Ray looked up from his desk, sighed, and said, “Future
billionaire? Bro, you can’t even pay attention.”
The class burst out laughing. Ethan smirked. “Ha ha, very
funny, Ray. At least I have vision.”
“Yeah,” Ray said, “too bad it’s 20/200.”
Ethan dramatically took off his glasses. “You just jealous
of my drip.”
Ray raised an eyebrow. “Drip? Ethan, your shoes are
squeaking like dying ducks. You look like you robbed a toddler’s closet.”
The teacher tried to start class, but Ethan wasn’t done. “At
least I’m not boring like you, bro. You walk around like you just failed a
personality test.”
Ray smiled slyly. “Oh, I have personality. I just keep it
hidden from people who think croissants are a type of dinosaur.”
The entire room howled. Ethan turned red. “That was one
time! I was hungry!”
“Yeah, for knowledge, apparently,” Ray said.
Then the teacher made a fatal mistake — she assigned them to
work together on a science project. “You’ll be partners on the physics
presentation,” she said.
Ethan froze. “Physics? Like, numbers and gravity and stuff?”
Ray groaned. “No, Ethan, it’s about the physics of how your brain manages to defy gravity by floating above logic.”
LLoC Quotes
“Future billionaire? Bro, you can’t even pay attention.”“Ha ha, very funny, Ray. At least I have vision.”...“Yeah,...too bad it’s 20/200.”
“No, Ethan, it’s about the physics of how your brain manages to defy gravity by floating above logic.”
No comments:
Post a Comment