🫖 CHAPTER 3: Tea Time Terror
After everyone “cleaned up” (meaning Ethan used 3 towels and
still looked like a brownie), they sat for tea.
Amy was relieved. “Okay, no fire, no chaos. We’re safe.”
Then Ray sniffed the teapot. “Is this leaf juice?”
Lucy groaned. “It’s green tea, you idiot.”
Ethan poured it dramatically — but forgot to hold the cup.
Hot tea cascaded all over the table, soaking the birthday
cake.
Ray gasped. “You boiled the dessert!”
Amy smacked her forehead. “This is why we can’t have nice
birthdays.”
Then, as if fate wanted more fun, Ethan tried to fix it by
putting the cake in the mini fridge… which he didn’t realize was actually a steam
cabinet.
Ten minutes later, the cake exploded like a pastry bomb.
Lucy screamed. “IT’S A BIRTHDAY, NOT
A BATTLEFIELD!”
💅 CHAPTER 4: The
“Relaxing” Massage Session
Lucy finally gave up and decided to enjoy her massage.
“Please,” she told the masseuse, “don’t let them near the oils.”
Ethan, outside the room, whispered to Ray, “Bro, we should
surprise her with a birthday massage remix.”
Ray nodded. “Like… add disco lights?”
Five minutes later, Lucy’s peaceful massage turned into a rave.
The lights flickered, EDM music blared, and Ethan burst in
wearing sunglasses, yelling,
“IT’S MASSAGE TIME, BABYYYYYY!”
Ray followed with a boombox and a towel cape. “DJ OIL DROP
IN DA HOUSE!”
The masseuse fainted. Amy screamed. Lucy threw her towel
like a ninja star.
“GET! OUT!”
They ran. The boombox stayed. It started looping “Barbie
Girl.”
LLoC Quotes
“Okay, no fire, no chaos. We’re safe.”...“IT’S A BIRTHDAY, NOT A BATTLEFIELD!”
“Bro, we should surprise her with a birthday massage remix.”... “Like… add disco lights?”
“IT’S MASSAGE TIME, BABYYYYYY!”... “DJ OIL DROP IN DA HOUSE!”
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