It’s Ray’s birthday, which means chaos, stupidity, explosions (emotional and literal), and zero adult supervision.
Ethan’s in charge of “party planning” (uh-oh), Amy’s bringing sarcasm and
judgment, and Lucy’s trying to keep everyone alive — barely.
🎂 Ray’s Ridiculously
Disastrous Birthday Bash 🎂
Ray woke up on his birthday to the sound of BANG! CRASH!
KA-BOOM!.
He sat up, covered in confetti, and blinked. “...Is this
heaven?”
Ethan burst through the door, holding a half-broken balloon
pump and a suspicious cake. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!”
Ray blinked again. “Why is the cake… smoking?”
Ethan grinned. “Because, bro — it’s EXTREME.”
The cake suddenly sparked. A tiny flame shot up. The
smoke alarm went off. Amy and Lucy ran in screaming.
Amy: “WHAT DID YOU DO?!”
Ethan: “Improvised fireworks.”
Ray: “It’s my birthday, I approve this.”
Lucy grabbed the fire extinguisher and blasted the cake. The
entire kitchen turned white with foam. When the mist cleared, the cake was
gone. So were half the balloons. Ethan held up the fire extinguisher like a
trophy.
“Best cake ever,” he said proudly.
🎈 Chapter 1: Party
Decorations (Disaster Level 9000)
Amy took charge next. “Okay, you two morons — I’m
decorating. Don’t. Touch. Anything.”
Five minutes later, Ethan had tied Ray to a balloon string
“for fun,” and Ray was floating slightly because Ethan had overfilled the
helium.
Lucy screamed, “HE’S FLYING AWAY!”
Amy: “LET HIM GO. NATURAL SELECTION.”
Ethan: “No worries, I got this!”
He jumped and grabbed Ray’s leg. Now they were both floating, slowly
spinning like an idiot carousel.
Lucy tried to pull them down with a broom. The broom
snapped. The balloon popped. Ethan and Ray crashed onto the table, flattening
48 cupcakes.
Amy looked at the mess and sighed. “This is why aliens avoid
our planet.”
🎁 Chapter 2: The Presents
Lucy brought out a pile of presents. “Okay, let’s at least
do something normal.”
Ray opened the first one — it was a box from Ethan labeled ‘Definitely
Not a Mistake’.
Inside? A goldfish. Wearing sunglasses.
Ray gasped. “You got me a FISH?!”
Ethan beamed. “Yeah! His name’s Sir Swimsy the Third. Don’t
ask what happened to the first two.”
Amy groaned. “You absolute clown.”
Ray opened Amy’s present next. Inside was a book titled ‘How
to Make a Single Sensible Decision’.
Ray squinted. “This is a joke, right?”
Amy smirked. “It’s also a cry for help.”
Then he opened Lucy’s gift — a small box. Inside was a mini
fire extinguisher keychain.
“For emergencies,” she said dryly.
Ethan looked offended. “Why didn’t I get one?”
Amy: “You are the emergency.”
LLoC Quotes
Ethan: “Improvised fireworks.”
Ray: “It’s my birthday, I approve this.”
Lucy grabbed the fire extinguisher and blasted the cake.
“Yeah! His name’s Sir Swimsy the Third. Don’t ask what happened to the first two.”
Ethan looked offended. “Why didn’t I get one?”
Amy: “You are the emergency.”
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