🎶 Chapter 4: The Party Games That Should’ve Been Illegal
“Let’s play musical chairs!” Ethan declared.
They didn’t have music. So Ethan made his own by yelling
“BEEP BEEP PARTY TIME!” on repeat.
Ray tripped over a chair and fell into Lucy. Lucy screamed
and fell into Amy. Amy fell into the cake table (RIP cake #2).
Ethan cheered. “That was epic!”
Amy: “That was trauma!”
Then they tried “Pin the Tail on the Donkey.” But Ethan
didn’t have a donkey poster, so Ray taped a tail to Ethan instead.
“Wait—” Ethan started.
Ray pinned the tail. Amy laughed so hard she fell over.
Ethan turned, furious but confused. “Do I look majestic at last?”
Amy wheezed, “Like a donkey that failed math class.”
🧃 Chapter 5: The
Snackpocalypse
Ethan proudly brought out a tray of snacks.
“Behold: Chips, cookies, and my special punch!”
Lucy eyed it suspiciously. “What’s in the punch?”
Ethan grinned. “Everything fruity I found in the fridge.”
Amy sipped it. Froze. “...Is that ketchup?”
Ethan: “It adds zest!”
Amy: “It adds therapy bills!”
Ray, meanwhile, accidentally dropped a bag of chips into the
punch bowl. Ethan gasped dramatically. “You just made CHUNCH!”
Ray grinned. “Revolutionary cuisine!”
Lucy muttered, “I’m calling Gordon
Ramsay.”
🎤 Chapter 6: The Talent
Show Nobody Asked For
Ethan decided every great party needs a talent show.
“I will now perform my special skill — extreme interpretive
dancing to silence.”
He started flailing wildly while yelling, “This represents
my inner chaos!”
Ray clapped. “Beautiful! I felt the confusion in my soul!”
Amy joined in by mock-singing opera. Lucy played random
notes on her phone like it was a piano. The chaos reached operatic disaster
levels.
Ray joined in, doing breakdance moves that broke everything
except the floor.
By the end, everyone was lying on the ground, wheezing from laughter and exhaustion.
LLoC Quotes
Amy. “Like a donkey that failed math class.”
“What’s in the punch?”... “Everything fruity I found in the fridge.”
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