Arcade Annihilation 2

 

🎯 ROUND TWO: SHOOTING RANGE SHENANIGANS

They moved to the shooting gallery. Plastic guns, digital zombies. Simple, right?

Ethan picked the biggest gun and yelled, “RAY COVER ME!”
Ray dove behind the seat like he was in an action movie. “ENEMY AT THREE O’CLOCK!”
Ethan turned — and accidentally aimed at Amy’s screen.

Amy: “THAT’S MY GAME!”
Ethan: “IT’S CALLED TEAMWORK!”
Lucy was too busy laughing to shoot.

When the game ended, the screen read:

Ethan: 3 kills
Ray: 1 kill
Amy: 128 kills
Lucy: 119 kills

Ethan frowned. “That’s a typo.”
Amy crossed her arms. “No, that’s talent.”
Ray nodded. “Or aimbot.”

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🏎️ ROUND THREE: RACE TO REGRET

Ray and Ethan spotted the racing simulators — two big red cars with pedals and steering wheels.
Ray slapped Ethan on the back. “Let’s RACE, loser!”
Ethan cracked his knuckles. “Prepare to eat dust… and maybe popcorn.”

They hopped in, revved the engines, and screamed like maniacs.
Amy and Lucy just stood behind them, watching the disaster unfold.

“3…2…1…GO!”

Immediately, Ethan hit reverse.
Ray crashed into a digital wall.
“BRO, MY CAR’S SIDEWAYS!” Ray yelled.
Ethan shouted, “MINE’S UPSIDE DOWN!”
Lucy wheezed. “You’re not even on the road!”
Amy folded her arms. “They’re not even in reality.”

Halfway through, Ray’s steering wheel broke off.
He held it up triumphantly. “I WIN BY DETACHMENT!”
Ethan spun out, screaming, “I’M IN THE OCEAN!”
The race ended with both cars smoking and the screen flashing:

GAME OVER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME UPON THE TRACK.

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LLoC Quotes

“THAT’S MY GAME!”...“IT’S CALLED TEAMWORK!”

“That’s a typo.”...“No, that’s talent.”... “Or aimbot.”

“You’re not even on the road!”... “They’re not even in reality.”