🍰 CHAPTER 3: “WHY IS
MY CAKE A PIZZA?!”
Amy had ordered a perfect triple-layer strawberry cake.
But when the delivery arrived — the box was suspiciously
warm.
Ethan grinned. “We… might’ve helped
decorate it!”
Amy froze. “What did you do.”
Ray proudly revealed the cake:
It was covered in gummy bears, ketchup, and… pepperoni.
Amy screamed, “WHY IS MY CAKE A PIZZA?!”
Ethan shrugged. “We made it unique!”
Lucy whispered, “You made it a crime.”
Ethan tried to fix it by adding more frosting — directly
from a can. It exploded. Frosting everywhere.
Amy wiped icing off her hair. “This is fine. I am calm.”
Ray sneezed. The cake collapsed.
Amy: “I AM NO LONGER CALM.”
🪩 CHAPTER 4: The Party of
Doom
Amy had planned elegant games like “Guess the Quote” and
“Trivia Tea Time.”
Ethan replaced them with “EXTREME LIMBO TO ROCK MUSIC.”
Ray held a broomstick while blasting heavy metal.
Ethan yelled, “LOWER IT! LOWER!”
Lucy: “Someone’s going to die.”
Amy tried to join just to prove she could stay composed… and
immediately fell backward into the snack table.
Ray cheered. “SHE’S DOWN! NEW RECORD!”
Amy sat up with chips in her hair. “I hope the ground
swallows me.”
Then Ethan suggested, “Let’s do karaoke!”
Amy pointed at the unplugged machine. “No.”
Ethan smirked and pulled out his phone. “Then we’ll sing a
cappella!”
He started belting out Let It Go — off-key,
dramatically, and louder than physics allows.
Ray joined in with interpretive dancing that looked like he
was being attacked by bees.
Lucy filmed everything. “This is going straight to the internet.”
LLoC Quotes
“WHY IS MY CAKE A PIZZA?!”...“We… might’ve helped decorate it!”
“We made it unique!”...“You made it a crime.”
“This is fine. I am calm.”...Ray sneezed. The cake collapsed. Amy: “I AM NO LONGER CALM.”
“LOWER IT! LOWER!”...“Someone’s going to die.”...“SHE’S DOWN! NEW RECORD!”
“This is going straight to the internet.”
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